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ANNA ◈ THE PRINCESS

A princess! That's not really surprising given her title. Anna is a very sweet girl who likes singing. She's also an orphan!!! GASP. She has a sister though, so she's not completely alone in the world! The Pirate King has already offered for Anna to join the Pirates of Penzance (I'm sorry) after one thread, so that's. something. Anna and Hans apparently have some sort of messy history that involes betrayal and marriage proposals and attempted murder? Yikes. Sounds nasty.

BILLY FLYNN ◈ THE SILVER-TONGUED PRINCE OF THE COURTROOM

A lawyer and the second Billy the Pirate King met here. He's not entirely sure if this is Billy the First or Billy the Second, but he'll figure it out eventually. This one doesn't even look like the Balladeer! GREAT. Anyway, this Billy is pretty laid-back and nice to talk to; he's offered to cook for the Pirate King in exchange for room decorating, so that'll be a thing someday, maybe. Billy's also determined to give the Pirate King an actual name. He doesn't think it'll happen. He's decided that this is Billy the First and overall Billy's actually a pretty swell guy? He can be kind of harsh in the courtroom, but it's good to have someone like that to keep them on track. They really can't afford to die here, after all. Billy's also promised to visit Penzance and meet the pirates!! What a great guy.

BILLY HARRIS ◈ THE DOCTOR

The other Billy! He doesn't seem to like invasions of personal space. The Pirate King doesn't have much of an opinion on him yet, but he does look an awful lot like the Billydeer... Billy stood up to Hook on several occasions, which was nice. He also checked out poor Darla's body and the Pirate King absolutely did not help so. There's that. Thanks, Billy??

CAPTAIN HOOK ◈ THE SLEAZIEST SLEAZE OF THE SEVEN SEAS

DECEASED.
Not a pirate king, but a pirate captain. Hook seems to be the typical pirate - you know, evil and ruthless. (Literally; he probably doesn't have a Ruth aboard his ship.) They got in a sing-off when Hook decided to take the Pirate King's title/name, but he can absolutely respect Hook's lyrics and singing. He's not fond of him otherwise though. (He is also not the royal pirate, which is g r e a t. Thanks, Billy the First.) Hook killed Darla and Eliza for the monetary reward. He also wanted to duel the Pirate King for his title, but the Pirate King was absolutely not here for that. Out of all the deaths, these ones pissed him off the most. Hook didn't have to kill anyone and he deserved what he got. (Is he actually dead though?? He'd better be Actually Dead.)

D-NE ◈ THE LONELY

DECEASED.
A young woman from Japan! The Pirate King has never met anyone from Japan before so he attempted to be polite. It actually kind of worked?? He's very fond of D-ne, she's fun to talk to. He grew to really like her and sort of wanted to adopt her into his pirate crew... but then she killed Valjean. He wanted to believe it was someone else (anyone else, maybe) and then she was killed. He's really saddened by her death, but life must go on.

DARLA DIMPLE ◈ THE STARLET

DECEASED.
Apparently she tried to kill a bunch of animals?? Yikes. She's definitely way more cruel than the Pirate King would have thought. He's trying to keep an open mind, though!! She was poisoned by Hook. No matter how terrible she was, she didn't deserve that. She was just a kid.

ELIZA HAMILTON ◈ THE HELPLESS

DECEASED.
She seems to be a pretty nice woman! The Pirate King does not know how to talk to women. He hasn't spoken with her yet. And now he can't, because Hook killed her! Thanks, Hook. We all needed that. She fought back though and she gave Hook a black eye. Good job, Eliza.

GABRIEL GOODMAN ◈ THE SUPERBOY

DECEASED.
The Pirate King never spoke with Gabriel, but perhaps that was for the best. He killed Hime. The trial was easier this time, since Gabriel was already dead. Still... the Pirate King feels bad for Natalie. She had to watch her brother be parodied as some sort of cackling mastermind up on stage when her brother probably wasn't like that at all.

HANS ◈ THE MIRROR

Hans actually seems to be a pretty cool guy? But from the sound of it he's also messed with Anna's family. The Pirate King isn't really sure what to make of any of this, so he's decided not to take a firm stance one way or the other yet. He's going to continue talking to both Anna and Hans and see where things go from there. But yikes, this sounds like the messiest breakup.

HEATHER MCNAMARA ◈ THE BEST FRIEND

Definitely into fashion and definitely not here for murder. He feels sort of bad that Heather's been dragged into this, since she seems like a nice girl.

HIME SHIRAYUKI ◈ THE SHRINKING VIOLET

DECEASED.
A blue-haired girl who startles easily. She seemed very overwhelmed by the Pirate King. Which was good! Everyone should always be in awe of his magnificent presence. He grew to really like Hime and her eccentricities, even though she never seemed to know what to do with him. Then she was killed by Gabriel. This one was a little bit easier, because he didn't know Gabriel and Gabriel had died before they went to trial. Still... Hime never should have died. He'll miss her.

INSPECTOR JAVERT ◈ THE LAW

While the Pirate King may not appreciate laws and rules and all of that, he can certainly appreciate Javert trying to keep the peace here. Javert and Valjean had something going on, but the Pirate King has no idea what it was. Sorry about your dead... uh. Rival??? Javert was partnered with Eliza and she died... he seems to be taking it pretty hard. Poor guy.

JEAN VALJEAN ◈ THE BREADWINNER

DECEASED.
A kindly older man who encouraged the Pirate King's decorating. He didn't get to know Valjean very well before he was killed. It feels sort of terrible to be so kind and forgiving to Valjean's killer - especially considering what a good man he seemed to be - but D-ne was someone the Pirate King really liked. It's not fair that they both had to die.

JEZEBEL MEPHISTOPHELES ◈ THE HELL PRINCESS

So apparently hell is very real and Jezebel is from it. Her horns and wings aren't fake! And this should probably be a bit more alarming than it is because the Pirate King and his crew are absolutely going to hell. But! Jezebel is very interesting and fun to talk to! Look at all these cute girls the Pirate King is befriending, what the hell. Pun intended.

NATALIE GOODMAN ◈ THE INVISIBLE GIRL

Gabriel's sister! This poor girl has every reason to be furious about what happened. Of course she didn't want to blame her brother for Hime's murder. It's unfortunate that that's exactly what happened. The Pirate King feels bad for Natalie, but she doesn't want anyone's pity and he's not sure there's anything he could do or say to help, so...

RAOUL DE CHAGNY ◈ THE CHARMING RIVAL

A very proper man who can fence! Raoul's an interesting man who is skilled at swordfighting and wonderful to talk to. The Pirate King is very fond of him! Raoul even gave him a pair of red, sparkly thigh-high boots. What more could you want from a friend??

SEYMOUR KRELBORN ◈ THE MEEK

Another person who doesn't seem to know what to do with the Pirate King! Seymour is sort of awkward, but he's also AN ORPHAN. This poor boy. He needs more confidence in himself! He should take pride in his name and his occupation and his... plants!! YOU CAN DO IT SEYMOUR.

SHIVA SHINGETSU ASTARTE ◈ THE VESSEL

Astarte is named after a goddess! She's got a lot to live up to, but she seems level-headed enough to do a good job of it! Astarte's also got another personality or something and that one is crazy, and not in a good way. Regular Astarte is great, crazy Astarte is not great, please don't show up again.

WINSLOW LEACH ◈ THE SELLOUT

Winslow showed up injured and without the ability to speak, but he's a fascinating person. He's a musician and he can apparently sing and is interested in singing with the pirates someday! Definitely something he'll have to follow up on.

THE BALLADEER BILLYDEER

The guy keeping them here. Or well, the face of the organization that is? It sounds like the Balladeer is just managing them and not actually responsible for their circumstances. He seems nice enough, anyway! The Pirate King has taken to calling him "the Billydeer" because he looks identical to Billy the Second. The Balladeer definitely doesn't want them to kill each other, but look at what's happened so far...

THE PIRATE KING ◈ THE PIRATE KING

FOR I AM A PIRATE KING AND IT IS, IT IS A GLORIOUS THING TO BE A PIRATE KING

...it is slightly less glorious now that people are dying. Please stop dying oh my god.

LAST PIRATE STANDING

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